NOAH LYON / RETARD RIOT #39 / BUTTONS

 My pal Noah Lyon (noahlyon.com or retard riot.com) ,a great artist in a league of his own, sent me some issues of his mini art zine Retard Riot ,along with some cds (check Sluggisha for those!) ,and some buttons he made. He recently appeared at Art Basel 2011 in Miami Beach in October ,and has been doing art shows all over! Check his blogs for tons of his art and more info. The buttons ,art ,and zines can be ordred from Noah himself! Here's issue #39 with art by Noah ,Food Fortunata,Matt Leines , Leif Goldberg ,Sergio Coyote ,and Satan!
CLICK HERE : http://archive.org/download/RetardRiot39/Rr39Pdf.pdf

CHRISTMAS COOKIES I MADE XMAS 2011

Check out just some of the cookies I baked and decorated this xmas!

down the table

xmas fishes

stray reindeer

red choo-choo

blue choo-choo

scottish terrier

santa claus is a black man

gingerbread boy

dasher,dancer,prancer,and vixen

bells are ringing

baby christ

tannenbaum

made with the shroud of turin effect,decorated one,pressed to the other

a coupla snow bums

another red choo-choo

frosty

santa claus is ripped!

after a night of cookies and milk x 3 billion!!

I also made chocolate chip,almond crescents,M&M cookies,oatmeal apricot,peanut butter with Hershey's kiss on top ,and caramel corn! Merry xmas!!

BETTY PAGE CHRISTMAS CARDS - By Steve Woron

Ltd. edition ,signed in pencil by the artist,(Steve Woron) ,Betty Page Christmas cards. Native and resident of Connecticut, Steve Woron is one of the comic/ fantasy art's first independent publishers. Since 1982 Steve help create the "ground floor" for thousands of independent publishers of limited edition art and other printed collectibles and publications. His companies The Illustration Studio and The Image Guild still publish fantasy art today.Packet also include the 2-sided promo card from the "Swimsuits and Mermaids" card series ,and a list of products. Got these from Record Trader owner ,and friend ,Ralph Tarantino ,back in the day. From 1991 ,xmas. Enjoy ,and re-print to send to friends! Thanks for comments!

ZATH - Zipcodes Are Tattooed Hairnets - Alternate Lyrics and Vocals

This is the original vocal tracks ,from when Food sent me the music to sing on for the latest ZATH album. I was twisted on 4 martinis ,and blurted out this tardcore mess-terpiece ,no written words,just train of thought.The last 3 tracks are bonuses , 2 music tracks that I already sang on ,but forgot ,and sang even more different lyrics ,and the last track is a remix of ,"Car Race In My Underwear" from the actual released album.Food does no singing here ,just music. I do all vocals and words. Go get the full length over at my other blog,"SLUGGISHA'S VAULT"! Food did the artwork ,which I reversed for this alternate version of the songs.Check out the rest of my stuff on archive.org as well ,for more pop-out players ,and more alternate ZATH tracks!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.archive.org/details/Zath-ZipcodesAreTattooedHairnetsAlternateLyricsAndVocalsRemix

CHARLIE AND FRANKIE FROM ANTHRAX ,AS KIDS ,DRESSED AS KISS!!

A page ripped from an old Tiger Beat ,or some such kid's rag from the 70's ,shows kids made-up like the band KISS. One picture caught my eye when I saw the names ,and I said ,"Holy shit,it's Anthrax!"Pretty cool shit ,hope the guys stop by to see the post!

SCENES FROM THE DROOL CLOSET - Some of my prized possessions

Please enjoy these images ,of collectible crap,and some of my prized possessions.Come walk thru the Drool Closet with me ,and peruse some of the junk that clogs up my record shelves.

A 6-pack of Buzz Cola ,from Springfield's Maxi Mart (Thanks,Apu!)

Now I can be just like my hero ,MacCauley Culkin!

Guinness underwear can bank,Flaming Moe,Jones Candy Corn soda,Duff Beer,Halo 3 Moutain Dew,Musical Coke bank

This Sucks Change It ! book with remote control!

Totally Mad box set ,every issue of Mad and Toilet paper!

the back of Mad

the discs

R2-D2 and C-3Po lunchbox with thermos

early bird certificate package

in leiu of the certificate

Robert Crumb art on chocolate bar box
inside box

side view
back of box .the chocolate bar said,"Eat Me" imprinted on the bar.

Dr. Krinkles plush doll

Motley Crue painted mirror from the county fair,circa mid-80's

star wars Pez collection

star wars burger king watches

flip side of watch cans

bag shows watches

flip of bag

Paul Stanley ,of KISS ,wrestling figure from the dollar store bootleg

bootleg? Capt. America pez knock-off

drac bike launchable vehichle matchbox/mattel

neck wrecker

ghoul bus

box

Dwarves t-shirt from Blag's private collection ,signed by whole band

Autographed by the man himself!

Chickenhead t-shirt from Emil Four-and-a-half finger

back of shirt with sewed on patch all handmade and printed

Sockey singles straight from Food's private collection

Breathilizor/Doktor Bitch split 12"

Breathilizor/Brody's Militia split 7"

back

Lettuce Vultures/XBrainiaX split 7"

back

The Wheelchair 5oo , 3 disc set

Crystal Head vodka

Mr.Bill bendable

Beatles watch

inside

guitar watch in case

Simpsons fruit chews and Frosted Krusty-o's

simpsons 7-11 squishee cups

original walk among us signed by jerry and doyle

close-up autographs

mad magazine board game

the board

instructions,money pieces,cards

back of box

I hope you enjoyed that little trip. I have tons more stuff you might see in the next installment of ,"Scenes From The Drool Closet" !!!! Please leave comments in box below!!! Thank you